Software That Doesn’t Suck – Evercade

So this is a bit of a regular feature – I’m going to share piece of tech that I’ve been enjoying that doesn’t suck. Because let’s be honest, technology sucks. Here’s something that’s good, fun, and doesn’t take the piss with their terms & conditions.

Late last year I’ve stuck in a new system in my house – the Evercade Alpha. I’ve always wanted an arcade machine in my house, and – whilst not an original – this in the office will do. It feels incredibly well made, and I’m able to pull off dragon punches and fireballs easily. But it’s also compatible with Evercade’s vast library of games of games, meaning within about 5 minutes of setting up I was playing Metal Slug 3 again, and once I died I switched to Bubble Bobble. Although I’ve focussed more on the arcade side of things, it also allows playing of non arcade games in Evercade’s library. Roguecraft DX – an Amiga title – works awfully well. Xeno Crisis is a Smash TV esque game that is an indie darling and my god it’s just as intense. I’ve also enjoyed Donut Dodo and Murtop using a control system that absolutely shows how it should be played.

Why Evercade Matters

Now you may ask “Why would you play Evercade when there’s an endless library of games that can be downloaded and emulated?”, but think of it like a vinyl collection. Not every game is a banger on these £20 cartridges, but you can feel the love in these curated quality products. With each game you you are able to spend more time with them because there isn’t as big a paralysis of choice. Each game has a manual (and – therefore – a new manual smell), which serves as a great introduction to the game. You often also get stickers or posters too.

And that’s why, by being a curated platform, the paralysis of choice isn’t there. Instead you pick up a few games, and are forced to play those games, as a few more games cost £20. I sat and played through the entire Creatures II a few years back, and also discovered the excellent The Curse of Illmoore Bay recently, which is “What happens if Mega Man came out on the Mega Drive and also had Zombies Ate My Neighbours Aesthethic?”. You’ll find your new favourite game with Evercade.

My Games

And the final thing? These games are physical, and they are mine. It’s affordable, but they’re physical. No danger of them being removed from store fronts, and in the week that Sony Playstation announced that they won’t be shipping physical games anymore, Evercade seemed to double down on they are physical media first, including a cheeky short on sharing games.

In it, it defined it’s legacy. For in a hundred years time on Bargain Hunt people will be selling Evercade cartridges, and David Dickinson’s great grandson will wax lyrical about the history of Boogerman on the Interplay Collection 1, due to it being discovered for £15 in a car boot in Hitchin. Will people be doing that with Sony’s latest AAA adventure? Or even GTA6? Well they can’t, can they. Download codes that are lost to the wind. A string of numbers, that offer nothing.

Speaking of legacy, only slightly frustrating thing is that due to licencing games can become “legacy” meaning they are removed from sale, but you’ve enough time (usually 2-3 months) to pick it up before it does. Which is fine, but it means I missed the cartridge that contained Sensible Soccer and a fair few Dizzy Games.

There is no real DLC (in fact you can get free and hidden games on a rotation), and everything just works. I love it. I wasn’t convinced at the start with Evercade, but I’m a total convert now.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, Guile is being an utter bastard and he needs a dragon punch to the face.

Warp Point

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Web directories eh? Now that SEO spammers have stopped spamming them, they’re becoming cool again, and I was impressed with Warp Point: a web directory dedicated to one of my favourite subjects: video games.

I particularly like that every listing has an 88×31 gif and the widget is really cool.

Sadly, I don’t think I write enough on Retro Garden, nor write too many video game posts here (I’ve got like 3 Pico 8 ideas in my drafts) to justify my listings there, but I’m writing and sharing the site here to remember to come back and add a few sites to my RSS feeder. Maybe could be better with a random order of listings by default? Rather than “Aarons amazing website!” appearing top?

Anyway, top work Wes & Matt!

Garbage for Humans

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Few months ago Cloudflare introduced Markdown for machines…

This blog post on Unstory is short, but really impactful. 5 paragraphs, and will never rank for anything, but it’s hit me more than any blog post I remember in the past few months.

I often think about short blog posts. I was an attendee of the school of a minimum of 300 words to rank in search engines. Often filling up space and therefore losing impact. But it ranks. Shit. But it ranks.

Unstory talks about how their writing disappears, so I was thinking of quoting the entirety here. But will just leave it on their blog, and encourage you to read it there. I feel eventually the link above will disappear. But so be it. Click the first post and read it there.

50 before I’m 50 – Watch the Foo Fighters play live

It’s incredibly boring to talk about a music concert in text form, but yesterday I watched the Foo Fighters play live in Anfield, Liverpool as part of the Take Cover 2026 tour.

The first hour and a half was incredible, with me grinning throughout. I’m not afraid to say that during Learn to Fly I got a bit emotional and cried a bit. That song felt so fresh and so new, when we finally got a satellite subscription at the turn of the millennium and it was played all the time on MTV, and my go to song in the jukebox in The Marine after (and before, oopsie) I turned 18.

I didn’t appreciate the comments Dave Grohl made about playing an “Old School” song and it was off the Foo’s third album, and there were two songs I know they didn’t play that I loved (Next Year and Walking after You – I wasn’t sure they played Everlong but the set list said it did?), but overall a top gig. Would definitely dad rock again.

Also, I reckon given a few weeks practice I could solve a Rubik’s Cube faster than Dave Grohl’s daughter’s boyfriend. Just saying.

Also, before the gig I had some amazing sushi at Hibiki in Liverpool. Bit of a hidden gem, recommend going.

On Makerfield

In the end, it wasn’t even close.

I rarely talk about politics here. Not real reason – I believe we should talk more about politics and how things affect us: a blanket “no politics” rule kills a safe space for marginalised communities, but for whatever reason I feel like the permanent nature of blogs and the temporary nature of public opinion means it may bite you in the bum at a later date1.

Nevertheless – I do wear my political opinions on my sleeve (which is ally, left wing and think that Brexit is the stupidest thing we have done as a nation), and I was happy waking up to read Andy Burnham – the mayor of Manchester – won the Makerfield by election and therefore has a definitive path to become prime minister.

There has been genuine change in Manchester: the busses are now yellow to match the trams and have clear branding promoting £2 bus fares, and homelessness is at the very least a lot less visible and at most almost eradicated. The city has transformed over the past 10 years, and Andy Burnham spearheaded it. Between that, the work he did for the Hillsborough Justice Campaign and how visible he was during COVID and in the aftermath of the Ariana Grande concert bombing, he feels like a genuine change and a genuine bloke.

I was worried about this election. To drive from mine to my partner’s house drives straight through Makerfield, and the last few weeks I’ve seen so many Reform signs out. I saw one Restore sign, and about 3 Vote Andy placards. Sunday I was tailing a Reform bus in the off teal colours for about a mile on Sunday, and I felt like it was inevitable for a shock. A lot of the places I drive through is one of those places that have England flags everywhere, and not just for the World Cup.

I’m sympathetic to the resident’s plight – as I live in a similar area that has been forgotten, and people are crying out for change. It’s just depressing that the void in these places has been taken advantage by racist populists, who believe the country is full, taxes are too high and anybody who doesn’t scale a lampost to hang a Union Jack is unpatriotic. Last night felt like a bit of genuine hope.

I’d never vote for Reform or any far right party (or indeed center right at the moment), and their candidate seemed like the sort of person I wouldn’t get on with. For them to be licking their wounds after being told resoundly to go fuck themselves made me smile.

Anyway, good luck Andy, hopefully you are the change that people desperately need.

  1. I had a football blog once where I praised an individual for a classy gesture, who later turned out to be a wrongun. ↩︎